The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is...
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other idiot
using my stuff.."
She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another idiot?"