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  A  man on his Harley was riding along a California  beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his  head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because  you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways,  I will grant you one wish.'

The biker  pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii  so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God  replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think  of the enormous challenges for that kind of  undertaking; the supports required reaching the  bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel  it would take!  I can do it, but it is hard  for me to justify your desire for worldly  things.  Take a little more time and think  of something that could possibly help man  kind.'

The biker thought about it for a  long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I  , and all men, could understand women; I want to  know how she feels inside, what she's thinking  when she gives me the silent treatment, why she  cries, what she means when she says nothing's  wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to  help, and how I can make a woman truly  happy.
                                                                  God  replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that  bridge?" 

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